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Can someone in the northern wastelands call in on him and check he's ok, I suspect he may have a UTI or something  That's what living in a log cabin in the woods does to you, sooner or later you go bush  .. Keep taking the tablets old son. I'd gladly go as I think Kev's in tier 2 so his pub is open, however my shiny 405 line TV has just shown the Rozzers stopping tier 3 numpties crossing t' border
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Can someone in the northern wastelands call in on him and check he's ok, I suspect he may have a UTI or something That's what living in a log cabin in the woods does to you, sooner or later you go bush .. Keep taking the tablets old son. I'd gladly go as I think Kev's in tier 2 so his pub is open, however my shiny 405 line TV has just shown the Rozzers stopping tier 3 numpties crossing t' border I knew we could rely on you for the care in the community Jon, besides not much on the 405 these days down here.. Same down here with the naughty Devon tier 2 people skipping over the Tamar to tier 1 country where they are properly open and then driving back 
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It could be time to launch the TM TBI.
TBI - Definition
The TBI (Talking or Typing Bo*****s Index) defines the degree to which an afflicted person is talking or typing utter tosh.
The scale ranges from:
TBI = 0 = completely sane, lucid and could be trusted to pass on an important message or to type something helpful on TM
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TBI = 10 = Absolutely gone - cannot be trusted to know the difference between Sunday and Scarborough - needs a friend to check that medication is being taken in accordance with the prescription.
I will leave it to others to assign a TBI rating to our dear Morgan brother Kev.
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It could be time to launch the TM TBI.
TBI - Definition
The TBI (Talking or Typing Bo*****s Index) defines the degree to which an afflicted person is talking or typing utter tosh.
The scale ranges from:
TBI = 0 = completely sane, lucid and could be trusted to pass on an important message or to type something helpful on TM
to
TBI = 10 = Absolutely gone - cannot be trusted to know the difference between Sunday and Scarborough - needs a friend to check that medication is being taken in accordance with the prescription.
I will leave it to others to assign a TBI rating to our dear Morgan brother Kev. I think Kev registers 11 -as per Spinal Tap
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Maybe Kevin had this for breakfast. ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2020/12/04/20201204_144522.jpg)
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Who is this poor girl Morgan Ash & why did they soak her body in gin? 
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Well I'm back..what have I missed?....
Auster strange you should make that comment because while I was out there were messages from the Catholic Herald and the Ferret Fettlers Almanac both of who wanted to serialise my writings.
There was mention of a documentary but too early for that methinks.
I have decided with the help of medical science to continue and in the words of the late Poet Laureate Freddie Truman (I think !) "Publish and be damned"
And so I will tell the tale....
But not right now..I have to take the Whippet out then I'll settle down with a mug of Yorkshire tea and a lump of Yorkshire Parkin (with some Wensleydale on the side)
" I LOVE THE SOUND OF THROTTLE BODIES IN THE MORNING " (ROBERT DUVAL IN "APOCOLYPSE NOW " )
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( Plus a few dodgy characters). I think many of them are on here!
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Maybe Kevin had this for breakfast. Well you are certainly going to be Pistonbroke at those prices
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Maybe Kevin had this for breakfast. Well you are certainly going to be Pistonbroke at those prices Should it be Pistin Gin?
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