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They would probably give her a pilots job at Virgin

He's back again!

I'd definitely move seats, can't stand this female , LR would be a good companion though..

I hit 61 this month, even if she was straight she would probably say that about me!
Never judge a book by it's cover, the more signs of wear the more that's in there. (I can be brave on the interweb...)

Fair enough, she may be approaching "pat" of eastenders in Revlon terms but as in a 1930's Mog, patina shows depth, for her as well I hope

In that case you should go for Joan Collins - she’s 91!

You would have to change your profile though to “The Stud” or “Bungalow Alistair” at least.

Aaaaaaarggghh !!!!!

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Bud
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Old bodies need to be completely covered, make or female.

This is going to sound terrible, but I always saw the girly calendars as "blue collar" or "shop floor", and really a bit tacky.

Joan Collins would be a great traveling companion (as long as she stayed awake) think of all the stories she could tell along with her wicked sense of humor.

Well if you had a 4 seater, I would add Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe into the mix and just listen to the gossip, humour and bitching that would inevitably arise, make for quite an interesting journey.

With Joannie you could have some fun suddenly reclining her seat and spilling Cinzano on her.....
I always admired her for those adverts