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Wife says to her husband, "I have something to tell you, please don't get mad at me"

Husband replies, "Go ahead, I'm listening"

"Before we first met, I was a Christian"

"Why would I be mad at you for that?"

"I've been so worried about telling you, do you promise you aren't mad at me?"

"Promise, hand on heart"

"I feel so relieved now I've told you. I was a Christian, but I like being a Christina so much better"

Our Son and his girlfriend never mentioned this when they spent 3 months touring the place and surfing.

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Do you know that statistics show that 90% of bald men still own a comb??
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They just can't part with it.


Yesterday, my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen.
She sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.
Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom .......

I've just released my own fragrance called 'gone with the wind'

Strangely, no one around me liked it

Blown away with it

I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne."

The Wife has told me I should downsize my car restoration activities.....
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Car restoration.......

Dad joke warning.

5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.


Now they're tenants.





I'll see myself out.

Marvellous bit of fun