Tell me about it just crawled in from my 90 year old mothers who thinks I am a 24/7 care worker at her call that should sing and dance to any of her tunes . I dont think I dare retire for that reason . Your mother will have you working harder than you did before you retired . Windows , Dyson, shopping, cooking etc , etc, etc . doh
The prison bit may come in handy as I often feel like finding cell to hide in .