Here in Northamptonistan English speakers are seen as a minority in the town centre. The many Eastern European languages and cultures have resulted in gang fights on weekend nights, with the trade mark belt strikes from those cultures on anyone within reach, plus the plethora of Polish and similar shops opening up on the roads in.
We have members of the Muslim community, mingling with the many Hindu faith followers but not mixing with the Afro-Caribbeans, who now ally with the Nigerians to make weekend shopping such a noisy and colourful affair.
Most accept that they may have a Chinese take-away in the evenings thus allowing the Chinese community to take the profits down to the two major casino's until the early hours and drive home in their 888 registered cars.
I submitted a proposal to the local council recently to paint everyone green. This way, there would be no discrimination and people would be instantly acceptable. They thought about this and decided to make a compromise due to a reduction in Government funding of funding and use Netto own brand paint, which was produced in Russia.
This now meant that whilst everyone was now green, some were a light green and some were a dark green, and so the problem continues.
The council have now submitted a proposal that they form a research group to look into the issues.
In the meantime, here in the countryside the white community are segregated into the upper and middle classes, and to top it all my village newsletter carries lots of information regarding the employment of a 'dog poo' warden to counter the problem of any Parish councillor who sees a dog squatting by the end of his garden.
Thank goodness I've always got my Morgan..
