Heinz - One of your newspapers "Bild" asking us to remain and having a bit of fun with us
Here is the newspaper’s list of pledges if UK votes to remain:
Dear Brits, if you remain in the E.U.
We will recognize the Wembley goal.
We won’t make jokes anymore about Prince Charles’s ears.
We will stop using sun cream at the beach out of solidarity with your sunburns!
We will go without our goalkeeper in the next penalty shootout so that it will be exciting.
We will introduce tea time, but drink it out of buckets on Majorca.
We will voluntarily provide you with the villain for every upcoming James Bond movie.
We will immediately set our clocks back one hour so we will be on the same time as you.
We will push through an E.U. directive banning foam on our beer!
In the morning, we will reserve beach loungers at the pool for you with our towels.
Seems a reasonable deal to me.......... wish I'd seen it before I'd voted!
Andy
