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DRINKING

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes.

Lady: How much a day?

Man: Three 6 packs.

Lady: How much per 6 pack?

Man: About $10.00.

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years.

Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No.

Man: So where's your f***ing Ferrari then?

Get in there .....

don't try this at home one for JTL

and this one. Just be careful out there.

best proposal

or something from the Emerald Isle. Make sure you read the definition at the start carefully. shift

Very droll, but when it comes to the Rubberbandits I prefer "Horse Outside" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

that's a classic.

Theres a few time in my married life I felt like telling to shove the wedding ring up her "%&*()!).So this one rings a bell. She claims the same about me but I cant see why

So that's what they call a diamond in the ruff

Mrs Browns claims advice