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Re: Tongue in cheek Friday humour
+8Rich #120334 22/01/13 10:00 AM
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DRINKING

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes.

Lady: How much a day?

Man: Three 6 packs.

Lady: How much per 6 pack?

Man: About $10.00.

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years.

Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No.

Man: So where's your f***ing Ferrari then?
Re: Tongue in cheek Friday humour
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Get in there ..... wine rofl laugh2

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Re: Tongue in cheek Friday humour
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don't try this at home one for JTL

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Re: Tongue in cheek Friday humour
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and this one. Just be careful out there.

best proposal

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Re: Tongue in cheek Friday humour
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or something from the Emerald Isle. Make sure you read the definition at the start carefully. shift

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Re: Tongue in cheek Friday humour
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Very droll, but when it comes to the Rubberbandits I prefer "Horse Outside" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

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Originally Posted By pandy
Very droll, but when it comes to the Rubberbandits I prefer "Horse Outside" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8


that's a classic. rofl

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Re: Tongue in cheek Friday humour
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Theres a few time in my married life I felt like telling swmbo to shove the wedding ring up her "%&*()!).So this one rings a bell. She claims the same about me but I cant see why innocent




Originally Posted By A11OGE
and this one. Just be careful out there.

best proposal

Re: Tongue in cheek Friday humour
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Originally Posted By A11OGE
and this one. Just be careful out there.

best proposal


So that's what they call a diamond in the ruff rofl

Graham

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Re: Tongue in cheek Friday humour
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