A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I am still a virgin.

What? said the groom. How can that be if you've been married ten times?

Well husband no 1. was a sales rep he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband no 2. was in software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband no 3. was from Field Service; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband no 4. was in Telemarketing ; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when to deliver.

Husband no 5. was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research , implement, and design a new state of the art method .

Husband no 6. was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure if it was his job or not.

Husband no 7. was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband no 8. was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband no 9. was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband no 10. was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him !!!!!!

"But now I've met you, I'm really excited!" "But why ?"

" You are a lawyer. This time I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET SCREWED!.


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