You are only as old as the woman you feel!
Came upon an old man in the park recently -sitting on a bench in tears. I asked him what was the matter and he explained he was 99 years old and had just married a gorgeous 20 year old who regularly took him to the heights of extasy & was a brilliant cook to boot. I said "Why are you crying then?" He replied " I can`t remember where I live!"
The old ones are the best (& not just women!)
