You are only as old as the woman you feel!
Came upon an old man in the park recently -sitting on a bench in tears. I asked him what was the matter and he explained he was 99 years old and had just married a gorgeous 20 year old who regularly took him to the heights of extasy & was a brilliant cook to boot. I said "Why are you crying then?" He replied " I can`t remember where I live!"
The old ones are the best (& not just women!)
A similar one!
Old boy goes to the doctor.
OB "I seem to have problems maintaining an erection"
Doc "How old are you?"
OB "88"
Doc "Well that is only to be expected at your age: when did you first notice the problem?"
OB "Twice last night and once this morning"
