Reminds me of a Jethro joke, where having missed the last bus from Penzance, decided to steal a bus, from the bus station, to get home to Redruth.
Jethro waited outside whilst his friend Denzil went into the bus station.
After quite a long time Denzil appeared driving the bus.
"Why have you taken so long?" Asked Jethro.
"Well" said Denzil "The bus for Redruth was parked at the back"
