I have to disagree - I think it would rather shonky and smack of desperation,
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more akin to GCSE results day at your local Comp....
There was no need to denigrate the education system for a cheap joke.
No denigration. I am a teacher and spend every year with my GCSE and GCE students getting their results. Just it's more 'local news' rather than high end car launch.....