Top tip - put a sock over the end of the baseball bat.
Why?
If someone tries to grab the bat, you can pull away leaving them holding the sock, allowing you to give them another cheeky slap.
Shocked at your solution TBM - thought you would have sent them on a residential course on ‘How to be kind’ followed by an increase in benefits.
I have got all the time in the world for those who genuinely deserve it. However, some people make decisions that do not warrant my kindness and empathy.
Few years back my neighbour presented me with a video of a bloke tampering with my bikes. Within 24hrs I had his name and address, and I eventually managed to convince the local feds that he was actually committing a crime They did arrest him, but.coudn't find the three copies of the video I'd sent them so let him go without charge.
I let the dust settle for a year or so. He won't be stealing anymore motorbikes.
