Well that is a complex loop of distress!
Okay so adding complexity - AirBNB offer glamping and other stuff so you can rock up in the Mog and enjoy the pleasure of rain, hail and damp just like other British camping loons
They rent the motorhomes as well in many places - good one near me I believe -
https://www.webbsmotorcaravans.co.uk/Perhaps a couple of electric scooters for the local runabouts when you get there and rack them on the back of the van etc
https://urbanebikes.com/collections/electric-mopeds/products/niu-u-series
