So what have we learnt from this public information video
1. It's hard to tell a Audi from a Peugeot or from any other small hatchback at 80 yards
2. Peeping your horn doesn't apply your brakes or swerve to avoid a collision
3. Turning right across a two lane dual carriageway with a central reservation involves actually looking
4. The rear end of a trad Morgan makes a very good take off ramp for wouldbe stunt bike riders or skateboarders
5. The acceleration of a 4/4 is slower than a hatchback traveling at ... er .. er ... quite fast... that may or may not be faster than the appropriate speed or the speed limit
6. If you are going to stop after an accident make sure you don't pull over in behind a large road sign in front of someone videoing it as it might make people think you've fled the scene
