Clearly you are far more articulate and intellectual than I am, you also appear to have far more time to argue on this matter than I do. But at the same time you have failed to convince me with your argument, so you have failed.
You have said you own a Morgan, but haven't said what, with you superior keyboard skill could you kindly post a picture of you with your 3 wheeler and its defective suspension. Maybe then we can consider and examine the curse of your angst.