Not in any way wanting to diminish Davids very real problem, but isn't it interesting that as a predominately male site, we don't so much sympathise with him, but try and figure out ways of curing the problem?
Seeing as I started it, please be aware that you do indeed have our full sympathy...... and we will still try and suggest ways to fix it. Maybe 'Mumsnet' [whoever they are] would be the right place for a group hug and a cup of tea?
Not at all. I am delighted to have all of the above tips - very useful and gratefully received and they are all being mulled over

Practical help and advice is the male equivalent of female sympathy !
Mind you a hug and a cup of tea is always welcome