There was a national poetry competition with two finalists, a university student and an old bloke from the outback.

They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.

The student goes first and says:
"Across the desert sands,
crossed a lonely caravan,
men on camels two by two,
destination Timbuktu."

The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.

The old country man then goes,
"Tim and I off hunting went,
found some girls in a pop up tent,
they were three and we were two,
so I bucked one and Tim buck'two."


Peter

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