A man and woman—both married to other people—get stuck sharing a sleeper cabin on a cross-country train.
At 1am, the man whispers, “Could you grab me a second blanket? I’m freezing.”
She grins, “I’ve got a better idea. Just for tonight… let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Awesome!” he says.
“Great,” she snaps… “Get your own f*cking blanket.”
After a pause, he farted.
