Been a hard day, just broke up with my partner Lorraine after 4 years being together, six months ago I met a lovely lady called Claire Lee through work, perfectly innocent but one thing led to another and both of us realised we were meant for each other.
Wish us luck.
Sings: “I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone”.
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How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down 4 skin divers.
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Quiet Wednesday afternoon, white horse walks into a bar, Mein Host polishing glasses cause it's quiet as I said.
"Afternoon" said the horse.
"Afternoon" said Mein Host " what's your pleasure" (business is business)
"Well I'm not 100% sure" said the horse ""but I have a hankering for a whiskey, over ice, tall glass" said the horse.
"Really" said Mein Host " your in luck we actually have a whisky here with your name on it"
Said the horse "What, Eric?"
