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Classic Moe’s Tavern Calls
Al Coholic ("Alcoholic") – One of the earliest pranks from Season 1.
I.P. Freely ("I pee freely") – The very first prank call aired.
Seymour Butz ("See more butts") – Moe’s reaction: "I wanna Seymour Butz!".
Amanda Hugginkiss ("A man to hug and kiss") – A rare moment where Barney Gumble pipes in: "Maybe your standards are too high!".
Mike Rotch ("My crotch") – Moe yells: "Has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?".
Oliver Klosoff ("All of our clothes off").
Jacques Strappe ("Jockstrap").
Hugh Jass ("Huge ass") – This one backfired when a real man named Hugh Jass actually answered the phone.
International & Modern Pranks
In the episode "Lost Verizon", Bart uses a stolen cell phone to prank bartenders across the globe:
Maya Normousbutt ("My enormous butt") – Called to a bar in Hawaii.
Drew P. Wiener ("Droopy wiener") – Called to Australia.
Olaf Meifrend-Sergey ("All of my friends are gay") – Called to Sweden.
Lee Keybum ("Leaky bum") – Featured in the Family Guy crossover episode.
Other Creative Variants
Anita Bath ("I need a bath") – Used when Moe was a substitute teacher.
Tess T. Culls ("Testicles") – From a later season (29).
Haywood U. Cuddleme ("Hey, would you cuddle me?") – Sent via telegraph when the family lived like it was 1895.
Yuri Nator ("Urinator") – A name Fat Tony accidentally used while trying to reach a Russian associate.
