Go on David give it a go you know you want to.. there must be things you can switch off that will let you

I know the C63 can be drifted..I've seen the "expert" do it at Brooklands. But me? Not a chance....
I'm not good enough and I can't afford to bin it.... or the tyres....
I've seen some crazies doing it at Goodwood but it strikes me as an expensive hobby, I don't blame you leaving it to others.
Quite right. The correct reaction of a Morgan driver to these sort of shenanigans should be to pull down his tweed cap, have a puff on the faithful old briar pipe, whilst muttering “when I were a lad, we used to take pride in how many miles we could get out of a pair of rear covers”.