Fred the conspiracy theorist died and turned up at the Pearly Gates. St Peter told him that he could have a short interview with God as he'd been generally a good chap.
"Well, Fred, what can I do for you" says God
"I've absolutely got to know, who shot JFK?"
"Well, the truth is" says God. "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, working on his own".
"Blimey" said Fred "This goes way deeper than I imagined!".
