John are you related to Tony Blackburn

No but I get these awful Dad jokes off an MG EV forum. Trust me they are the best ones.
Here are some others
It’s our annual general meeting at the Constipation Club tonight. Sadly, I can’t go.
Couldn't you have worked something out?
What's ET short for?
It's because he's only got little legs.
Does anyone know if it’s possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn’t a relative?
Arse skin for a friend.