Hmm...

I sleep by the window, because SWMBO feels safer when she is away from the window. Same logic, though.
It means I'm furthest from the Loo... and need a torch to get there at night, which frequently wakes her up.
I've offered to swap sides.... but after 43 years it seems it would not be possible.

Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...