Originally Posted by sospan
Diagnosis at the hospital

Doctor: I have some bad news for yor, i am very sorry, you have Covid 19, TB, AIDS and Malaria, a very rare combination. We are going to admit you and you will be admitted to your own room in our infectious diseases unit.

Patient: Oh my good, thats terrible. What’s the treatment, what is going to happen?

Doctor: It will take time, you will need to understand that, you will need to go on a special diet to begin with

Patient: What am I going to have to eat?

Doctor: We will start with Kraft Cheese Slices.

Patient: Will that help me to get better?

Doctor: No, but its all we can slide under the door.
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We have a much better diet in Italy. They have just slid my pizza under the door. rofl

In the last couple of days I have seen 2 people wearing medical masks. Both of them had it covering the mouth but under the nose. I can't work out how they thought that would protect them.

Peter

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