• When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
  • To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
  • I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
  • If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
  • When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
  • I hate it when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning so don't know whose side I'm on.
  • When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
  • I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
  • Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

2011 Morgan 4/4
1932 Austin 7 Chummy