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An old man walks into a confessional one morning and tells the priest next to him that he is 87 years old. "I had been completely loyal to my wife for 65 years until last night," he confessed. "I was propositioned by two college girls, and I followed them. We did it twice," he said.

"I see." said the priest "How long has it been since your last confession?"

The man replied, "Never, I'm Jewish."

The priest asks, "Then why are you telling me this?"

The man replies, "I'm telling everybody!"