Three chaps were involved in a car crash on Christmas Eve, and all arrived at the pearly gates just as the Xmas pissup was about to start. So St Peter says "Look, I haven't got time to look through all your life stories to find out if you deserve to come in, so if you can show me something Xmas related I'll let you in"

First chap: "I was driving home to give my child this lovely present"

'OK, you're in'

Second Chap "I was just arranging the details for our homeless shelter Xmas dinner, here's the menu"

'OK, you're in'

Third chap: "Here's a pair of ladies knickers"

'And what is so xmassy about them?'

"They're Carol's"

Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE