I walked into the kitchen to find my wife wearing a see through teeshirt with nothing underneath cooking some soft boiled eggs.

"Make love to me now" she demanded

Not being one to miss an opportunity I removed her teeshirt and had my wicked way with her over the kitchen table.

"Wow, I said afterwards, what brought that on" I asked

"The egg timer is broken" she replied.


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