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Noddy Holder was doing a reunion gig with Slade and needed all the gear of era. He went to a fancy dress shop in Brum and the assistant gave him a colourful waistcoat, a pair of platform shoes, a wig with massive sideburns and a shirt with massive collars. The shop assist said 'what about a kipper tie' and Noddy says 'oh ta very much, milk one sugar please'