The wife of a wealthy businessman called their butler into her bedroom while her husband is away on a trip for work.
"Jeeves," she said, "take off my dress."
"Yes madam!" he said, unbuttoning the top of her dress and watching it fall to the floor.
"Now, I want you to take off my bra."
"Oh, yes, madam!" repliedJeeves, unhooking the front clasp of the fancy lace bra and throwing it carelessly to the side.
"And Jeeves, remove my panties."
"Yes madam!" replied the butler as he slid the black silk thong onto the floor.
"And Jeeves," said the woman, "the next time I catch you wearing my clothes you're fired!"

2015 M3W, Morgan Aero Racing Stage 1, Garage 56 Stage 2, sport black, saddle tan, jeweled SS dash.