A man and a woman, who have never met before, find
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me
a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.

2015 M3W, Morgan Aero Racing Stage 1, Garage 56 Stage 2, sport black, saddle tan, jeweled SS dash.