Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts.


The wife said if you're bored why don’t you make a bird table?
Now she’s kicking off because I put her in fifth place.


I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted - “Where you off to Charlie?”
He said, “I'm off to change a light bulb.”
Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, "That's gonna be a bit awkward innit?"
"Not really", he said. "I still have the receipt, you insensitive prick."

John
2015 Plus 4 (GDI) Sport Green