Mrs was out last night in the car so I had to go on her bike to the off licence for a bottle of whisky.

Got a nice bottle for £22 and put it in the little basket on the front of the bike. Just before I set off I thought that if I fell off on the way home, it would break and I’d lose it all.

So I decided the best thing to do was to drink it all there and then.

Good job I did, because I fell off the bike eight times on the way home.

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