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A man with a very small head walks into
a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is
your head so small?"
He replies, "I was stuck on this island
and there was nothing but beautiful
women there who had never seen a man
before. So I had sex with all of them.
Their leader, who was the most
beautiful of all, had the power to grant
anybody one wish, so I asked her to
have sex with me. She said she would
grant me anything but that, so I said,
"Would a little head be out of the
question?"