A guy was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 180mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" she said. As he hit 180 she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, he skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried.

“I can't – I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" she cried. “Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her lady parts, the girl ran down the road and found a service station.

Still holding the shoe between her legs she cried to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do…he's in too far:."

2015 M3W, Morgan Aero Racing Stage 1, Garage 56 Stage 2, sport black, saddle tan, jeweled SS dash.