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A frog goes into a bank. He goes to the counter and speaks to the lady there named Patricia Wacke.
“Please Ms Wacke I’d like a £50,000 loan.”
What collateral do you have ?
Well, I know your manager and have this small pink porcelain elephant for collateral. Can you tell him it’s Kermit Jagger asking.
She goes to the manager and asks....
He replies, Aha Patty, Kermit is the son of Mick Jagger. All seems ok to me
I am confused sir...this cheap thing as collateral?

Dear me...
It’s a nick nack Patty Wacke, give the frog a loan, his old man’s a Rolling Stone.