Bloke runs into a pub, sweating, wild-eyed and breathless, runs to the bar and says "Double whiskey, barman".

He knocks it back, puts the glass down and says "Same again for the love of God".

Everyone in the bar stares at him in fascination as the barman pours the drink.

He picks it up, looks at it and says "I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got!".

"Why, what have you got?", asks the barman.

Bloke downs the drink and says "50p".

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