Weekend Humor
Mrs. Levy comes to visit her son Daniel for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Rachel.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Daniel’s roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Daniel and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Daniel volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rachel and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Rachel came to Daniel saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Daniel
A few days later, Daniel received a response email from his Mother which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Rachel, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mother

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