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Bob ran out of petrol on the motorway. As he sat there waiting for the AA to turn up, a bee flew through his window and whispered in his ear, “hey Bob, what’s the matter?” “I’ve run out of petrol, mr bee”, replied Bob. “Don’t worry Bob, I’ll be back in a few minutes” said the bee, and flew off.

A few minutes later, the bee returned with 1000 other bees and they and flew straight down Bob’s fuel filler neck and in to his petrol tank. After a minute or two of buzzing and banging around, all the bees flew back out and headed off again. “Try it now!” called the first bee before he left. Bob turned the key and the engine fired straight up! “Wow!” said Bob, “thanks very much! But what did you put in the fuel tank”…

“BP”