I had a bit of bother with the door greeter at B&Q the other day. No sooner had I entered the store when he walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking.

But he was an old git and a bit slow, so I got the first punch in and that was that.

Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE