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THE AUSTRALIAN SAFARI PARK, courtesy of Billy Connolly.

They've got a safari park in Brisbane. There's a big sign outside : 'ENGLISHMEN ON BICYCLES ADMITTED FREE'
There's lions and tigers an' everythin'. And there's an Australian guy driving through in his car with his wee boy beside him.
'Oh,look, a lion !'
'Oh aye'
'Ooh, look, there's another one!'
'Oh,aye, yeah, very good.'
And there's two lions over here, and one's licking the other one's bum.
So, the boy says, 'What's that lion doin', Daddy?'
He says, 'Oh, he's just eaten an Englishman and it's tryin' to get the taste out of it's mouth'