Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line:
Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin
Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - The 4th emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - It’s a bit of a animal
Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole
McDonalds Condoms - I’m lovin' it
Morgan condoms - they all do that sir
Can you think of any more???? 🤣🤣🤣

JohnV6
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