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An old pilot was sitting in a bar when a girl sits next to him and asks “I hear you were a pilot, tell me about it”. The guy replies “yes, I was. I was a pilot most of my working life. Started flying jets in the Air Force in the fifties in Korea, flew four tours in Vietnam and retired from Phantoms and went and finished up flying 747s for American. Crashed a few times and ejected twice”. He paused, looked at the woman and asked “but tell me young lady, what do you do?”
“I’m a lesbian” said the girl “I wake up every morning thinking of naked women. I head out to work and whenever I see a good looking woman, I think about what it would be like to undress her and make passionate love to her. And when I get home, I curl up dreaming of beautiful, naked women”. And with that, she wandered off leaving the old pilot thinking deeply.
A few minutes later, a young man sits down next to the pilot and asks him “were you a pilot?”
After a moment, the old man replied “well until I talked to that young lady over there, I was sure that I’m a pilot. But now I know I’m not………..I’ve realised I’m a lesbian.