Letter in the Daily Telegraph, today:


SIR, - My old Colston Dishwasher is now deemed to be tainted by racism. So I plan to dispose of it in Bristol Harbour and am looking for volunteers to help.
Refreshments will be served.

Peter Cheshire
Limpsfield, Surrey.

Quite, Quite priceless...

The backstory to Colston Dishwashers...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colston-Ariston


Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...