Given the way the economy is due to many things anyone in the role is going to be 90% patsy and 10% furry. I bet Boris will look back in six months and say "glad it's not me".

We could run a pole.

She lasts six months.
She resigns.
This forces a general election
Labour/Starmer gets in (I win my bet with the bookies)
Due to the general mess and lack of experience they gaff it
<3 years another general election
Screaming Lord Farage gets in following a stream of right wing wins around Europe following Italy.
Farage resigns and the party puts Trump in power.
Everything turns out right in the end as we all start wearing MGBGA hats. (turns out they are sourced in China and arrive in the Russian colours)

Must check my meds are right.....

Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.