Just some quickies.....

The phone just rang, but when I answered it all I could hear was some bloke sneezing.

Must have been a cold caller.

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Just received a text and I'm wondering if it's a scam?

I have won £100 or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute concert.

Says,press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

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A Genie granted me one wish.

I said "I just want to be happy!"

Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working down a mine....

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Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge