Allegedly we've both got "Keepers" now so you never know the madness may have stopped

My "keepers" tend to last twice as long as the other cars. I tire easily.
The Plus 8 I've had for 8 years, so it actually may be a real keeper.
The Mercedes 180 2.6 I had from 2000 until 2012, so it was a real keeper and I wish I still had it, but it had some issues that I chose not to sort out, which was a mistake.
The Tesla... unlikely to make it into being a keeper, but it is so cheap to run that if inflation returns to the levels of the early 80s it could become a keeper. Much will happen in the next 3 years.